"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx
Reportedly, the following ad ran in the Atlanta Constitution: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you come home from work wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
Word has it that 643 men called and found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever! (Courtesy: suddenlysenior.com )
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